Definitely Offside Podcast Ep.10.5:"Look On The F***ing Bright Side!"

Whether you think the glass is half-full or half empty, it's only a half a glass of water and I'm gonna find the jackass that cheaped out on the water and ask him with my fists who he's saving all the extra water for! Like I wouldn't notice? Like I'm some kind of dromedary who stores up water in my hump, so no thanks, I don't want the whoooole glass! What, you gotta be the Pope to get a whole freakin' 12 oz glass of water?! Goddammit!

DO shoves some positivity down yer gullet, whether you like it or not. Namaste.